Wednesday, June 4, 2014

High Noon, again, in the NBA Finals fake blog (6/1/2014)

Former Haverford College teammate, UCLA Law classmate and basketball savant Tony Ciasulli had a great line about the difficulty of being a gunfighter in the Old West:

“Everybody you meet is undefeated.”

While neither the Heat or Spurs are undefeated, they meet again at High Noon.  The Heat are probably asking how the Spurs even played this season after last year’s devastating ending.  The Spurs are thinking that they had the Heat beat last year, and now they need to do it all over again – and hope the bounces go their way this time.  Perhaps home court advantage will make the sliver of difference between winning and losing this time – though remember the Finals have switched from the 2-3-2 format followed for decades to the 2-2-1-1-1 format followed in the earlier rounds.  The Heat had home court advantage, and therefore Games 6 and 7 last year were in Miami.

For those who want to plan their lives around the Finals, here is the schedule:

Game 1: Thu. June 5 at San Antonio, 9 p.m., ABC.Game 2: Sun. June 8 at San Antonio, 8 p.m., ABC.Game 3: Tue. June 10 at Miami, 9 p.m., ABC.Game 4: Thu. June 12 at Miami, 9 p.m., ABC.Game 5*: Sun. June 15 at San Antonio, 8 p.m., ABC.Game 6*: Tue. June 17 at Miami, 9 p.m., ABC.Game 7*: Fri . June 20 at San Antonio, 9 p.m., ABC.

One thing to remember.  The Heat had a much easier trip to the Finals.  First round:  the Charlotte Hornets, who had never been to the playoffs in their existence, whose best player was Al Jefferson – if your best player is Al Jefferson, by definition you are not an elite team.   On top of that, Best Player Al Jefferson was hurt for the series.  By games 3 and 4, he could barely drag his bad foot around the court.  Second round:  Brooklyn Nets.  The Nets were outscored on the season.  All stats guys will tell you that the best way to determine team quality is total points scored vs. total points surrendered.  Much more telling than win-loss record, which has a lot of randomness involved.  And I repeat – Nets were outscored on the season.  Not surprising, since their best players – Garnett, Pierce, Joe Johnson, Duron Williams were all former excellent players.  Take it from me, it is better to have players who are excellent now. 

Miami’s third round series:  The confusing, and confused, Indiana Pacers.  After a great start, they were a .500 team since February 1.  Another telling stat for team quality:  How you played in the most recent games.  In the last 40 games, Indiana was average, and then barely beat a below .500 team in the first round.  Atlanta was 38 – 44 on the season in the awful Eastern Conference, and like the Nets, outscored on the season.

Compare that to the Spurs.  In the first round, they played a 49 win Dallas team that would have been the #3 seed in the East (and who outscored their opponents by over 2 points per game.)  Second round, Spurs played the Portland Trailblazers, who had the same regular season record as a team you may have heard of:  The Miami Heat.  Tellingly, the Blazers outscored opponents by 4.0 per game playing most of their games in the Western Conference, comparable to the Heat’s 4.4 per game playing in the East.

Finally, the Spurs had the Thunder in the WCF.  The Thunder had the second best record in the NBA (second to the Spurs), had outscored opponents by 6.3 per game (43% higher than the Heat) – and got to the conference finals by beating the Clippers (who have been in the news recently) who had a better record than anyone in the East, and had outscored opponents by 7.0 per game.  I am trying to remember what else has been newsworthy about the Clippers…  Oh, now I remember:

Greenberg Glusker Advises Shelly Sterling in the $2 billion sale of the Los Angeles Clippers to Steve Ballmer

 

     


 
 
Greenberg Glusker is lead counsel to Shelly Sterling in the historic $2 billion sale of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball franchise to Steve Ballmer. The Sterling family has owned the Clippers since 1981.
Ms. Sterling retained the Los Angeles law firm last month. Pierce O’Donnell, a nationally renowned and accomplished trial attorney who recently joined Greenberg Glusker, is counsel to Ms. Sterling, providing strategic litigation and business advice to help Ms. Sterling navigate the complex and controversial process leading to the sale of the franchise.
Bob Baradaran, Managing Partner of the Firm, serves as lead transactional counsel of the Greenberg Glusker deal team that negotiated simultaneously with multiple bidders and achieved the landmark deal in a matter of days. Baradaran serves as outside general counsel to numerous companies in sports and entertainment-related industries and now adds the Los Angeles Clippers to a roster of clients that already includes the Oakland Athletics and San Jose Earthquakes.
O’Donnell and Baradaran’s team drew on the Firm’s multi-disciplinary depth, employing litigation, corporate, real estate, entertainment, trust and tax counsel to address all aspects of the transaction. 

Anyway, back to the fake blog.  The OKC – Spurs series was a strange beast.  The average margin for victory in the first 5 games of Spurs - OKC was 20.4 per game, with the home team winning each game.  Put another way – a 41 point swing depending on whether the game was in Texas or Oklahoma.  No wonder there are so many tornadoes there.

And game 6 was a doozy (as they would have said in the 1950s).  The Spurs were down 7 at halftime, decided to not play Tony Parker for the second half, and instead started the immortal Corey Joseph.  He had not even played in 4 of the 18 Spur playoff games, which is remarkable since many of the games were blowouts.  Hell, before starting the second half, he hadn’t played in this game.  In the 14 games he had played in, he averaged less than 6 minutes per game.  And like much of what else Pop does – it worked.  In the seven minutes Joseph played, the Spurs outscored OKC by 7, tied up the game, and turned what looked like another potential Thunder home blowout into a barn-burner (as they would have said in the 1940s).

And the game then turned on this play, OKC down 1 with 40 seconds left:


Even the guys in my Sunday morning game wouldn’t call a foul on that one.  Well, some of them would.

The Spurs have two big advantages from the schedule they played in the playoffs.  First, they have been tested, and pushed, much more than the Heat have.  Second, the match-ups have been remarkably similar for the Spurs.  In rounds one and two, each opponent had excellent offensive teams powered by a jump-shooting 4-man and a dynamic scoring point guard (Nowitski/Ellis – Aldridge/Lilliard).  With OKC and Miami, the Spurs face teams with two great players each (KD/Westbrook – Lebron/Wade) and inconsistent 3 – 12 players.  And Ibaka and Bosh are similar too as the “third” of the so-called Big Three on each team.

Of course, the Heat have the advantage of having the best player in the world, abundant rest, and everyone healthy.

The team match-ups are fascinating.  As recounted in earlier fake blogs, the Spurs have had one top-20 pick in the past 20 years:  Duncan.  Who is now 38.  They start a guy, Danny Green, who was waived a few years ago by the Cleveland Cavaliers, when they were in last place.  Their leading scorer in Game 6, Boris Diaw, was waived two years ago by the Charlotte Hornets, who were in last place at the time.  For games 5 and 6 against the Thunder, Spurs started the Red Rocket – Matt Bonner – who was a second round pick, 45th overall.  Of course, that was 12 picks earlier than my man Manu, 57th pick overall.  They also give big minutes to little Patty Mills from Australia – second round pick, 55th overall, who couldn’t get off the bench for two earlier teams.  Amazingly, with Mills, Green and Marco Bellinelli, the Spurs have 3 of the top 15 three point shooters in the league: 

Compare that to the Heat.  Lebron – No. 1 player in the world – in his prime at 29 years old.  No. 1 pick in the draft.  D Wade, 3rd  or 4th best shooting guard ever (MJ, Kobe, Jerry West/Wade) – 5th pick in the draft.  Bosh a/k/a Voldemort, 4th pick in the draft:


Plus Ray Allen (before Curry, maybe best shooter ever), Rashard Lewis (former Max Contract guy), Michael Beasley, former No. 2 pick in the draft, and this guy, former No. 1 pick in the draft:


So the Heat model was to put together the Big Three (honestly, now Two and a Half Men) and surround it with big-name talent.  The Spurs model is to take guys off the scrap heap, tell them to play hard, pass the ball, and shoot when they are open – unless a teammate had a slightly better shot.  Once again, this re-match will be a test of models. 

OTHER THOUGHTS

 

Technology:

As you might guess, I watched a lot of the playoffs.  And in every game, when they panned the first row of the seats, there was always a few people – in the first row of an NBA playoff game – with their head buried in a damn cell phone, texting away.  Like this:

 


The NBA should start removing those people from the arena.  Just like they did with Sterling. (The evil one, not our client.)

DFish:

One of my favorite players, Derek Fisher, may have played his last NBA game last night.  I watched him after the game last night, not wanting to leave the floor, trying to soak it all in one last time.  I am sure he spilled much well-deserved Sad Water after the game (as described in earlier fake blog):

We now know that the shedding of sad water was an extremely good thing. When losing hurts enough to cry at the end, that proves you cared. If we are very lucky, tears are part of what we are. I hope that the 67 teams that lose during March Madness care enough to cry when their seasons end.

Jesse Winchester wrote and sings a song called "If Only", lyrics below. Click on the link below for the song itself. Enjoy March Madness, for both the one team that wins it all, and the 67 other winning teams that don't.

"If we only lived on the ocean floor

Below the waves and the storm and roar
We'd stroll along in our garden blue
Where the flowers all come and play with you
It's true we'll live in a great big tear
But the world above will never harm us here
Oh I, I just wonder where would I

Be without the tears I've cried
Unless you're from another star
Tears are part of what we are."

If DFish retires, he will retire as the player with the most NBA playoff wins of any player ever.  Read that sentence again.  Most.  Ever.  From Arkansas Little Rock.  Drafted by the Lakers, 24th pick late in the first round.  Look at the guys drafted at about the same place, and tell me this guy did not have a remarkable career:

21
NYK
Dontae' Jones
Mississippi State
22
VAN
Roy Rogers
Alabama
23
DEN
Efthimi Rentzias
Greece
24
LAL
Derek Fisher
Arkansas Little Rock
25
UTA
Martin Muursepp
Estonia
26
DET
Jerome Williams
Georgetown
27
ORL
Brian Evans
Indiana
28
ATL
Priest Lauderdale
Central State
29
CHI
Travis Knight
Connecticut

When DFish left the Lakers to go to the Warriors years ago, I predicted he would come back some day as Laker coach.  Here’s hoping I was right, and it happens NOW.  (Unless he wants to keep playing – I still do, and I wouldn’t blame him at all.)

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